Adam The Amazing Man
4:28 p.m. -- 2006-12-14

ADAM THE AMAZING MAN


ACT ONE


FADE IN:

EXT. SCHOOL – AFTERNOON

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

INT. SCHOOL CLASS ROOM – AFTERNOON

[ELEVEN SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE SAT IN A SMALL ROOM]

TARA

Where’s Adam?

JAMIE

Maybe after school media has been cancelled today.

LOUISE

You say that every week, it’s never going to happen!

[EVERYONE LAUGHS]

CUT TO:

INT. SCHOOL CORRIDOR – AFTERNOON

[ADAM WALKS ALONG TOWARDS THE CLASSROOM, WHISTLING MERRILY. HE IS TWIRLING

KEYS AROUND HIS FINGER. THE CORRIDOR HE IS IN HAS VERY LOW LIGHT AND THERE ARE

SHADOWS EVERYWHERE. A QUIET MURMERING SOUND BEGINS.]

ADAM

I can’t wait to teach this lesson!

[BEAT]

They’re the best bunch of kids!

[BEAT]

What the hell is that noise?

(CONTINUED)
[A MAN JUMPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS]

Crikey!

MAN

Have you ever been bitten by a man?

ADAM

Erm... No?

[MAN LAUGHS AND BITES ADAM ON THE ARM]

CUT TO:

INT. CLASS ROOM - AFTERNOON

[ADAM RUNS PAST THE CLASS ROOM SCREAMING]

TARA

There he is!

CUT TO:

INT. STAFF ROOM – AFTERNOON

[ADAM HOLDS HIS ARM UNDER A COLD TAP, WEEPING.]

ADAM

Oh, bugger!


[ADAM FAINTS]

FADE OUT.

FADE IN:

INT. STAFF ROOM – EVENING.

[ADAM WAKES UP]

ADAM

Ow! That was more painful than the time I was at that Motorhead show and … Huh?

[HE LOOKS DOWN AT HIS CLOTHES]

Jeans and shirt from GAP?
(CONTINUED)
[HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT, REVEALING ANOTHER IDENTICAL SHIRT UNDERNEATH]

ADAM

What the?

[HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT, REVEALING ANOTHER IDENTICAL SHIRT UNDERNEATH]

ADAM

Aaah!

[ENTER CORINNE AND JAMIE]

CORINNE

What are you doing?

ADAM

[SOBBING]

So many GAP shirts!

JAMIE

I didn’t realise you were the sort to buy shirts from Gap!

[ADAM SCREAMS AND RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

CUT TO:

INT. SCHOOL CORRIDOR – EVENING.

[MAN STEPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS AS ADAM SCREECHES TO A HALT]

ADAM

You! You bit me! You prat!

MAN

[LAUGHS]

Haha! I am Radioactive Man!

ADAM

Stop stealing characters from The Simpsons!

(CONTINUED)
MAN

Oh, sorry! Anyway! Haha! I am a man that is radioactive! Now that you have been infected with

my radioactive-ness, you too will have all the super powers of a man!

ADAM

NOOOO- Wait? The super powers of a man?

MAN

[NODS]

That’s right.

ADAM

An average, normal man?

MAN

Exactly! Hahaha!

[A LOUD BANG AND A PUFF OF SMOKE ALLOWS THE MAN TO ESCAPE]

ADAM

[BEAT]

Prat.

FADE OUT.

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