A lab coat and a pair of yellow goggles, he was pushing a crazy trolley with stuff on it. (33)
"HEY THERE!" He screamed at the punk rock band. (And Nix, Kim and Corinne who were watching in the distance.) There was a weird electriccy thing on the trolley that was clicking. Nick was calling it his friend. How odd.
Mike rolled his eyes, "He's going to try and make learning fun isn't he?"
BJs bottoms lip trembled. Tre clapped and waited for Muffin Top to start.
"This is my box, it's quite heavy!" Said Nick, smiling way too much. Tre burst out laughing.
"Ha! That guy has a box!"
Mike paled suddenly, "I hope this guy knows what he's doing... If this breaks - we could all die!"
Nick continued smiling hysterically and putting bits of radioactive junk next to the machine.
Tre jumped up, "Oooh! Lemme play, lemme play!!"
"Ok!" Nick replied, a manic smile still fixed on his face. Tre grabbed some of the metal bits in his hand and threw them at the machine. The metal bits almost exploded but then... They all stopped in mid-air and flew back to Tre's hand! Billie blinked in amazement, "What the hell dude?"
Mike picked up a pair of metal holders and held them up, they flew out of his grasp and stuck to Tre's arm!!
"...You're magnetic?" Asked Mike. Tre was trying to pull the holders off of his arm, with no luck.
"You're Papa Smurf!" He snapped.
"Oh yeah... So what's with Billie?" Asked Mike.
BJ blushed, "I... Have a very small penis..."
Mike a Tre nodded understandingly... Even though Mike is asexual...
"But wait!" Jason yelled, "We have to go play that private show for Kim's birthday! What if Tre gets all the metally drum stuff stuck to him?" (34)
"Hmm..." Wondered everyone.
"There's only one way to find out! To the Mike-Mobile!" Screamed Tre. Billie gave him a confused look.
"We're in the Mike-Mobile..."
And so they were, already speeding along the road to the venue wh-
"NO, DON'T WRITE ON THE HEART GRENADE!" Shrieked Jason. (35)
"Uh... Okay?" Mike was confused.
Soon the band were in the middle of nowhere... Oh, I mean Bosworth. They burst into Kim's physics lessom. "Did someone call for a fireman?" Tre started his strippogram routine. "You wanna see how my hose works?!" Tre thrust his crotch into Kimmy's face. Kimmy, Corinne and Nicolla were all; "Woooaaaaaahhh!!"
Green Day launched into 'King For A Day' and Robyn suddenly spun around like she'd only just noticed Green Day were behind her. Suddenly, naked Tre flew into the drumkit.
"Cool!!" He cried, "A magnetic testicle!!"
"WAIT!!" Cried BJ, "I've worked something out! I bet your balls repelled each other and that's why you only have one!!"
"Gee, thanks... Mandy." Muttered Tre, sarcastically.
"Who's Mandy?" Asked Billie.
"I AM!" Cried Mandy as she burst into the room. Everyone screamed. (36)
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Said Mike. And he ran away.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Screamed Tre, as he ran after Mike. BJ and Jason stared at Mandy.
"ATOMS!" She screamed.
Tre leaned out of the other room, pulled BJ and Jason into the room with them and locked the door.
"What's she DOING here?!?!" Demanded BJ, looking very, very scared. Mandy could be heard in the other classroom trying to explain about particles.
"Well," Said Mike, "She's my mother!!!!"
Tre gasped, then fainted.
When he came to, BJ was busy yelling at Mike and Jason was, for some reason, singing Pete Burns.
"Guuuuuuuuuuh..." Drooled Tre.
"Oh no!" Squealed BJ. "You fried his brain!"
"Yummy!" Said Tre, and ate his own brain.
Then 'Dominated Love Slave' was written.
"YOU ate your own BRAIN?!" Screamed Mike, now thoroughly mad from all the mad things that had been happening madly.
"Calm down dear, it's only a commercial." Said Tre.
"Babababadadadummm!!" Sang BJ, whilst riding on Tre's unicycle.
Mandy banged on the door all, "What's going on in there?! You're all UNDERACHIEVING!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! MY TESTICLE!" Screamed BJ. (37)
"Haha," Said Tre.
"WAAAAAH!" Cried BJ, "Now I have a small penis, and only one testicle!"
"What do you mean only one testicle??" Asked Tre.
"HE ATE HIS OWN BRAIN?!" Shrieked Mike again.
"Poor guy..." Said Elvis, sitting down next to BJ and trying to comfort him.
Mike removed his brain and dropped it onto his George Forman.
"Roll, roll, roll a smurf..." Sang Tre, as he approached Mike with a giant rolling pin.
Mike blinked, "This is a dream!! WAKE UP!!" He didn't wake up because he wasn't dreaming. "Poo." He pouted.
Tre continued approaching Mike. "Wow, it sure is taking me a long time to reach you!"
Mike was beginning to feel a sulk coming on.
Suddenly, Mandy burst in with a magic wand, "Anti-acidio!" She screamed, but it didn't work.
"It won't work.." Said Jason, handing Mandy a box. Mandy gasped.
"That's right," Said Jason, confused, "They haven't taken acid... They've been drinking Toilet Duck!!"
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
"That's really dangerous to your health!" Said Mandy, "Put some goggles on!" She held out a shelf filled with goggles.
"Thanks.. Mandy!" Said Tre.
"Who's Mandy?" Asked Mike.
Mandy turned into Barney the dinosaur.
Tre took a deep breath, "BAAAAAAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNEEEEEEEYYYYY!" He squealed and attached himself to the large purple dinosaurs tail.
Barney was like, "Huh?! What's that attached to my tail?!" He spun around chasing his tail. Tre got sick.
"OOOOOoooooOOOOoooh! My poor testicle is lost forever!" Cried Billie Joe. His tears were made from an odd mixture of milk and Barcardi Breezer. (38)
"Yum!" Said Mike, and licked BJ's face.
"Ew," Said BJ. Wiping his face with his hand.
"What do you mean 'ew'?" Asked Mike, "Milk and Barcardi Breezer is a rare delicacy for us smurfs."
Tre started to paint a large picture of a bottle of Toilet Duck onto the side of the Mike-Mobile in a toilet ducky induced fit.
"NOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOOOOAAH!" Cried Mike dramatically, bursting into song. "Not my magical, wonderful, incredible Mike-y mobile!" Mike danced along too.
"It was all of those things.." Said Tre, finishing his masterpiece. He looked proud. "Now it's fantesticle!"
"That's STUPID!" Shouted Mike.
Tre looked angry, really really angry! So angry that even Mike was scared!
"Err... Err.." Mike looked around. "BANG AND THE DIRNT IS GONE!" Mike disappeared!!
"WAIT!" Screamed BJ, "Mike is Papa Smurf AND Barry Scott? Papa Barry Scott?" (39)
"Well that's new," Said Tre, giggling. "Papa Barry Scott! Now i've heard EVERYTHING!"
"Have you ever heard a man eat his own head?" Asked the puppet guy from Team America, and then Green Day turned into PUPPETS.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
"Holy shpit!" Said Billie Joe the puppet. "We're puppets!! We better find Mike and get turned back!"
"Yeah!" Said Tre, "We should also have a signal, just in case we get into trouble or something!"
So BJ, Tre and Jason all put their heads together to come up with an ingenius signal! The new signal involved manic hand waving that would be so blindingly obvious to any enemies what was going on that BJ, Tre and Jason decided it was brilliant.
Billie Joe and Jason ran out to the newly painted Mike Mobile and started the engine.
"Wait! We forgot Tre Cool!" Gasped Jason
Then, Tre came flying through the window in a dress. "Whups. Sorry. I got rid of one of my parts at a party!" Tre started laughing in a cute lil' Tre way. "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!" (40)
"AWWHH!!" Cooed BJ and Jason at the same time, bewitched by how adorable Tre is.
Jason strapped Tre into a baby seat and gave him his tipee cup of juice, then they drove off to find Papa Barry Scott.
Soon BJ, Jason and Tre arrived at the tv studio's where the new Cillit Bang commercial was being filmed.
"HI!! BARRY SCOTT HERE!" Shouted a very loud man.
"You're not Bawwy Scott!" Pouted Tre.
BJ looked around and saw that Tre was now a 6 year old boy!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
"No that's right!" Said 'Bawwy Scott', "You are!!" And then Tre Cool was a 6 year old Barry Scott. Then Mike wandered over...
"Wha? I'm Barry Scott!"
"No, i'm Barry Scott!" Said Tre.
"NO! I'M BARRY SCOTT!" Said the very loud man.
"Well.. One of you must be Barry Scott?" Wondered Billie Joe, putting his hands on his hips and being all pouty-like.
Then BJ started thrusting his hips and doing the time warp.
"Hm," Said Tre, "That looks like fun!" And soon, everyone in the room was doing the time warp, and like the robot, it was very addictive. So, where ever they went, they left a trail of the time warp.
Suddenly, Tre smelled muffins.
He ran after the scent all sniffer-dog-like and soon he could tell where the
muffins where. Tre burst through the door, where to his surprise he found...
Brian Molko! Making muffins! (41)
Tre stole the muffins and ran back to the other guys. "Eat the muffin!" He
said, pushing one under Mike's nose.
"I.. Don't want to..." Said Mike suspiciously. He had a vague feeling of de ja vue,
but he wasn't sure why.
"Eat the muffin, eat the muffin, eat the muffin, eat the muffin, eat the
muffin, eat the muffin, eat the muffin, eat the muffin... Etc..." Said
Tre.
"UGH!" Shouted Mike, exasperated. "What are you? The muffin man?!"
"Yes." Replied Tre.
"I thought you were Barry Scott?" Asked Mike.
"No, i'm Barry Scott." Said Barry Scott.
Tre looked indignant. "I'm Barry Scott!"
Mike blinked, "I thought you were the muffin man?" He asked Tre.
"I AM!" He said, "I'm Barry the muffin."
Then Tre was a REALLY BIG MUFFIN.
"OH MY ME-NESS!" Squealed Mike, "That's a really big muffin!!"
Jason had started drooling, "Muuuuuuffffffiiiiiinnnn!"
"Oh God no!" Cried Billie Joe, holding Jason back. "Did no one ever tell Tre
that if Jason see's a muffin he'll turn into Jason the muffin eater!?"
Jason wriggled free from BJ's grasp and ran towards Tre using SUPER
SPEED! Jason took a bite from Barry the muffin!
"Yoooooooweeeeeeooowww!" Cried Tre/Barry.
"Holy shit!" Gasped Mike, "You just ate Tre's..."
"NOOOO!" Screamed Billie Joe and Tre at the same time.
"Why did you say no?" Asked Mike.
Billie blushed and shuffled his feet. "Nuffin.. No reason.."
"HE ATE MY PENIS!" Cried Tre, breaking down into tears.
Suddenly, Tre was on a big couch with a psychiatrist being all patronising sat
next to him.
"And now i'm totally asexual..." Sighed Tre Cool.
"And how do you feel?"
Tre threw a cushion at the shrink, but instead it hit...
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
Lucky the leprechaun!!
Lucky fell over a wall backwards and passed out, but not before Johnny
Ramone appeared.
"You killed my leprechaun!" He gasped, distraught.
A badger ran by.
The psychiatrist disappeared in a burst of flames, whilst a duck quacked
along to 'Howling At The Moon', which was being blasted from a telescope in
the sky.
"What's going on?" Wondered Tre.
"Not too sure..." Replied Billie, telepathically.
"C'mon!" Squealed Mike, excitedly. "Road Trip!!"
Soon BJ, Mike, Tre and Jason were in the Mike mobile getting really drunk,
Johnny Ramone was driving.
Tre started singing 'Going Underground' by The Jam, annoying everyone as it
got into their heads. (42) Suddenly the bus jolted to a halt, Mike peeked out the
window to see that they had stopped in the middle of a thick forest. BJ
opened the door to the drivers seat and found Johnny Ramone was
gone!
"Oh no!" He slurred, "We're alone, drunk and famous in a forest!"
"Dun dunnn dunnnnnn!" Said Jason.
Mike was all confused, it wasn't time for the cliffhanger yet.
"We should probably go find a payphone or something..." Billie Joe said, being
surprisingly rational, and off they went... Except for Jason. Where had he
gone?
"We should probably look for him." Said Tre, looking around.
"I thought we were looking for a payphone?" Asked BJ.
Tre gave him an odd look and glanced round. "Where are we gonna find a pay
phone in a forest? And why do none of us have mobiles?"
Billie started to look scared, "What if we're in like... Jeepers Creepers or
something?!"
"Well!" Said Mike, in an explaining sort of way. "None of us have mobiles because
that'd be far too convenient and that wouldn't make a good storyline..."
"Oh yarrrr!" Said BJ and Tre.
"Also, Billie Joe is drunk and talking poop like when he had to play Good
Riddance at Millennium and he couldn't remember the words..." Mike walked
off into the distance laughing. BJ and Tre shrugged and followed.
"OMG! Mike! Don't move!"
Mike stopped in his tracks at Tre's cry. "What?!" He asked, worriedly.
Tre giggled, "Nothin'"
Mike glared and continued walking, "Quit messing around guys!"
Tre and BJ nodded, before Tre screamed, "Mike! STOP!"
Mike stopped again, wide-eyed. "What?!?!"
Tre laughed, "Nothing again!"
Mike started to mutter something under his breath as he began to walk
forwards, not paying attention to where he was going.
BJ and Tre noticed something infront of Mike.
"MIKE! LOOK OUT!" Yelled Tre.
"Oh no, i'm not falling for that again!" Laughed Mike. Suddenly he fell
into-
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
TAILS.
"What?!" Said Mike, "Tell it properly!" He glared. (43)
.... Suddenly he really did fall into - a hole!
"Gasp!" Said Tre, "That's normal... Almost?"
Billie Joe looked confused, "What?"
"Well," Tre began, sounding very insightful, "The day we've been having has been
like something out of the Twilight Zone... So for Mike to fall into a hole
instead of... An... Egg yolk or something is really weird!"
"Help. I'm trapped in a hole." Said Mike.
Then Muffintop was there, "I've seen Joy Division!" He bragged, "And The
Stranglers... And that one from The Ramones..." (44)
"Stop showing off." Said Mike, and then Nick's head exploded. Ha.
Suddenly, Tre made a startling discovery - Mike's legs had fallen off, and been
replaced with a merman tail.
"That's more like it." Stated Tre.
"Oh. What now?" Asked Mike, seemingly annoyed that everything kept
happening to him.
"Papa Barry Scott the smurfy mermaid?" Piped up Billie Joe.
"Bugger," Said Mike. "Foiled."
"Me! Pick me!" Shouted Tre, waving his hand in the air.
"Yes, Tre?" BJ asked.
"If ya see a mermaid - you get a wish.." He nodded knowingly.
"You already have a million wishes.." Started Billie Joe.
"Shut up, I wish for... A PHYSICS REVISION BOOKLET!!"
*Poof* Tre suddenly had a revision booklet.
"... Why did you want that?" Asked Mike, trying to climb out of the hole
unsuccessfully.
"Because," Said Tre, "I LOVE Muffintop!!"
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
"Dun, dun, duunnn indeed." Stated Mike.
Billie Joe stormed off, but not before shouting, "How could you betray me,
Tre? I'm leaving!" He turned around and added, "Forever."
"Well," Said Jason. "Now what do we do?"
"Tre could wish that Billie wasn't leaving?" Offered Mike. "You do have like... A
million wishes we keep forgetting about!"
"But that would make everything really easy, and weird crazy things wouldn't
happen.." Tre frowned, "Besides, I love Muffintop now!"
"Meeeehh!" Said Mike, "You can't just fuck up the future of the band just
because you fell for some stupid childrens TV presenter who doesn't even
notice when his students spend every one of his lessons writing weird stories -
he's useless!"
Tre looked hurt.
"Besides," Added Mike, "His head explodes too often!"
Tre sensed some kind of sexual innuendo, as his sexual innuendo radar was
going off.
"You have a sexual innuendo radar?" Asked Mike, confused.
"Yes." Replied Tre, "I've wished for a lot of things you don't know
about."
Billie Joe appeared and shouted, "FOREVER!" Once more for dramatic
effect.
Suddenly Tre's pants fell down to reveal a pair of furry elephant
testicles.
"What??!!!" Asked Tre, as Mike and Jason stared, mouths open at Tre's shiny
new testicles.
"I didn't wish for these!!" Tre stammered. He considered wishing them away,
but he couldn't remember what it was like to have two testicles so he
decided to keep them.
"What did you wish for?" Asked Mike.
Tre pointed at the enormous, yellow, flaming badger that no one had
noticed.
"Oh no!" Said Mike, "I've had some pretty bad experiences with
badgers!"
Tre looked shocked. "Farmer Aki would cry if he heard you." He
stated. (45)
"Who's Farmer Aki?" Asked Mike, "I really want to see the word
'penetrate'..."
With a flick of his Godly hand, the word 'penetrate' appeared and hung in the
sky.
Muffintop appeared, "Let's talk about penetration!" He announced, with a
sickly grin.
Suddenly BJ appeared, "You're going down Muffintop!" He yelled. Mike and Tre
realised that, to their horror, Billie had bleached his hair again! (46)
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
"Nooooooooooooooooo!!" Squealed Tre, Mike and everyone else in the
world.
"What?" Asked Billie, "I just want to be fit!"
BJ was suddenly a kids TV presenter, just like Muffintop! He began to do
lots of strange exercises.
"...And curl up really small! Then stretch out long! WOO!" (47)
Tre started to cry. He was scared and didn't want to do exercises!
"I command thee to stop!" Commanded Mike, who was also scared!
Billie suddenly froze, halfway through his new dance about bugs, "Hissy, hissy
cockroach!" He cried, doing the actions and everything.
"What the fuck with knobs on is going on in here?!" Asked naked-Rik-Mayall
whilst Corinne, Nix and Kim drooled oh so unsubtley. (48)
"Naked Rik Mayall!?" Cried Tre, "What are you doing here?!"
"I'm here to help the story draw to a close!" Said naked Rik Mayall, "And to
look super sexy!"
Billie pouted, "That's my job!"
Naked Rik Mayall laughed and laughed, "Not with THAT hair it isn't!"
"But..." Said Mike, "I like the story! I get to be God!"
Billie Joe reminded Mike that he really was God... And Papa Smurf... And
Barry Scott... Anyway, Tre decided that they needed to do something really
remarkably amazing to mark the end of the story!
Naked Rik Mayall was playing with his whip. (For no reason, just 'cause it's
shexy!)
"Maybe..." He began to suggest, Green Day leaned in expectantly... "You should
that Milton Keynes show you were going to play a few pages back?"
"But all the fans got covered in marshmallows!" Shouted Tre.
"Yeah! And me and Tre got turned into polar bears!" Added Billie.
"And Hard-Fi stole the show!"
"And Billie's voice!" Finished Mike and Jason.
Naked Rik Mayall looked blank. "... So? Worse things have happened to me and
i'm still the best!"
"Oh, that's true." They all agreed. "Hurrah!"
THE E-
But then suddenly, Mike disappeared and was replaced by... JACK!!! (49)
"Now i'm God!!" He leered.
"AUGH!" Screamed everyone in the entire universe and beyond.
"Now I can play bass in Green Day. Just like I always did 'cause i've always
been in with the band!"
"No you haven't!" Cried BJ.
"Ohh! I have! I've always been in with Green Day!" He drawled, his hair moving
almost as if it had a life of its own. Tre backed away... (50)
It looked as if Jacks head was expanding (but not in a dirty way... Cause it's
Jack... If Tre's head was expanding though! Oooooh!) and all of his hair was
trying to eat everyone.
"WAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cried everyone, running from Jack's rampaging head.
(Ooher...)
Suddenly, naked Rik Mayall trapped Jack in a cabinet!
"How did you do that?" Asked... Um... Jason.
"I'm Rik Mayall! I can do anything! ... Bit of an anti-climax though..."
Suddenly Jacks head burst through the cabinet, leering and roaring and bigger
than ever!
"That's more like it!" Said naked Rik Mayall, before running and screaming with
everyone else.
Then everyone ran some more to escape Jack's weirdy perviness.
Suddenly, Jack ate some spinach and turned into Jack the sailor man! (....Not
implying anything...) He ran after Green Day, rapidly gaining on them.
"Ooh, a fishy!" Said Tre, excitedly, getting up after falling over a fish. Tre
danced around, waving the fish, completely oblivious to Jacks grinning face
above him.
"You're always so harsh, why don't you like me, you're always picking on me...
Etc...Etc..."
"Aaah shit!" Cried Tre, suddenly noticing. He started to run but then Jack
ATE HIM!!!
"NUUUUUUUU!" Screamed Billie.
"No is spelt with an 'o'!" Said Jason, smartly.
"Oh..." BJ frowned, "NOOOO!"
"Ewwww!"
Everyone looked around confused as they heard Tre's muffled voice.
"Eww! Omg!! It's soo gross in here!" He said.
Then Nick's head exploded. (Again.) (51)
"Why can't that happen to Jack?" Wondered BJ. "Oh!! We have to find Mike
and make Jack's head explode, releasing Tre and therefore allowing the story
to come to an end!!"
"Looks like we're need a 'dun dun duunn!" Stated Jason.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
And then as if by magic, Mike appeared!
"Well, that was easy." Stated Jason.
"NOOOO! WHY are you ALWAYS so MEAN? I've ALWAYS been in Green Day!
I HAVE! I HAVE!!" Wailed Jack, like a baby.
"Uh... I'm still stuck in his stomach.." Shouted Tre, from Jacks stomach. "And I
think i'm being digested!"
"Oh yeah... Shit.." Said Billie, trying to think of a masterplan. "Maybe if we're
nice to Jack then he'll..."
"HA HA HA HA." Laughed Mike, "We can't be nice to him - he'll eat us!"
"But HOW can we can Tre out?" Asked BJ, getting watery-eyed and his lower
lip trembling. "We have to get out, we have too! I LOVE HIM!"
"Gasp!" Said Mike, looking shoc- "No... Wait.. No gasp.. I knew that
already!"
Jack began to loom over the guys so Mike knew he had to do something
drastic and Godly!
Mike used his Godly powers to make Jack regurgitate Tre.
"Well... That was convenient." Said BJ.
"Bah, I would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddlin'
rockstars! And your pesky naked Rik Mayall!" Leered Jack.
"Oh, shut up!" Snapped Mike.
Suddenly, Jacks head exploded.
"Crikey!" Said everyone.
BOOM!
And then there was nothing. (Except for naked Rik Mayall.) Then Tre, BJ,
Jason, Mike, Kim, Nix, Corinne and Robyn appeared.
"Damn," Said Mike. "Now it's gonna take 15 billion years to make a new
world..." (52)
Naked Rik Mayall laughed.
"Quiet you!" Snapped Mike, using his powers to put clothes on Rik.
"Boooo!" Said Kim, Corinne, Nix and Robyn... Even though she didn't
care. (53)
"Don't worry!" Tre yelled, pulling off his clothes.
"Yay." Everyone cried.
"Right..." Said Mike, "Now what are we going to do?!"
"Eat some cookies?" Asked naked Tre, holding out a plate of cookies.
Mike stared at him for a moment before eating a cookie.
"You're not actually supposed to eat the cookie!" Shouted naked Tre.
Mike sighed and created the dinosaurs. "Screw 15 billion years." He
muttered.
"Eat the radish?" Naked Tre tested.
Mike ate the radish, absent mindedly creating people and throwing them in
with the dinosaurs.
"AURGH!" Screamed the people as they were eaten.
"Crap! Stop distracting me!" Shouted Mike, "Now I gotta start again!"
There was a blinding flash of light and then everybody previously mentioned
appeared on a cloud in nothingness.
"This could take a while." Sighed BJ.
THE E-
"Wait!!" Shouted Tre. "Are you sure this is the end? Are you sure there's
nothing we've forgotten?"
Everyone looked at each other.
Suddenly, Mike felt something deep inside of him... "First I was afraid!" Mike
burst into song.
"I was petrified!" Added on Tre.
"KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE!" (54)
Sang everyone.
Rik Mayall forgot the words... "Erm... Oh fuck it!" Rik Mayall's clothes fell
off.
"It's nice to have everything back to normal!" Beamed Tre.
"What are you talking about?! This isn't 'back to normal!'" BJ frowned. "There's
no Earth, a naked Rik Mayall, some random girls, we're living on a cloud
and-"
The End.