Welcome to the Chronicles Guide! Hopefully the footnotes in this companion will save you from crying your heart out into your pillow every night because you don't understand what the fuck is going on!
(1) We decided Tre would look hot as one of those strippogram firemen.
(2) This is from a song that Nicola and I made up after spending 2 hours in a hot tub in France. It is to the tune of 'Rudoplh The Red Nosed Reindeer.' It goes like this:
Tre Cool the one balled drummer
Had a very shiny ball!
And if you ever saw it
You couldn't say it was small
All of the other drummers
Used to laugh and call him names!
They never let poor Tre Cool
Join in any drummer games
Then one foggy tour date eve
Billie came to say
"Tre Cool with your ball so bright
Won't you 'guide my sleigh tonight'"
Now all the drummers love him
And they shouted out with glee
"Tre Cool the one balled drummer
You have one less ball than me!!"
So basically it's a sexual innuendo.
(3) These are going to happen a lot, they signal the end of our lessons. It was our way of finishing the "chapter".
(4) I can't remember where it came from but we decided the only way anybody would ever listen to BFMV is if God was mad at them.
(5) Fuck off and watch Bruce Almighty.
(6) Reference to "How The World Was REALLY Created"
(7) It's best not to ask about the crying thing. It happens a lot and even we don't know why.
(8) Our biology teacher was Harry Potter.
(9) I used to draw a comic strip called "Brain Boy" in my Design lessons because I didn't want to do the work. They always had a moral at the end, in one of them there was an Irish Santa who said; "Ho-de-ho-de-ho".
(10) Nick is the teacher of the physics lesson that we wrote this in. He'll appear a lot more later.
(11) In physics we were learning about the big bang, and whether God exists or not and Nicola, Kim, Robyn, Hannah, Hazel and I got talking to Nick about what he would do if God found him and told him off for telling us he might not exist, and I brought up the point about the film "Dogma" where they say that God can't talk to humans because they can't take it psychologically and their heads explode. Mike is God, work the rest out.
(12) The Milton Keynes gig with Hard-Fi, Jimmy Eat World and Taking Back Sunday.
(13) Robyn sneezes like a high-pitched air horn.
(14) At the MK gig as we were walking to the exit I found a shoe on the floor. Nicola and I named it Calvin the shoe.
(15) I don't know. We just thought it'd be funny if Jason did that.
(16) OMFG GLEN MATLOCK WAS AT THE SAME SHOW AS US!!
(17) I made a Green Day quote/picture book for Nicola, and at the end there was a photo story made out of the remaining pictures. One of the pictures had Mike with his hand on BJ's butt and the story explained that Mike wanted to steal BJ away from Tre so he put a controlling device on him. Oh yeah.
(18) When we were writing this we happened to begin paying attention just as Nick said; "AWOOF!" .. I still don't know what the hell he was going on about.
(19) We had to do an experiment this lesson so we couldn't write any more.
(20) In my PE lessons with Tasha, we were sitting at the back talking once about what tattoo's we'd like when we were older. Tasha said she would like one of branches and leaves all up her side so she could go up to people and be all; "HELLO! I AM A TREE!"
(21) Oh yeah, don't read this if you're a Hard-Fi fan either.
(22) It's from a Brainiac episode.
(23) Crikey!
(24) 
(25) Oh come on. Have you ever seen the "When I Come Around" video?
(26) The Snoo is Tre's counter-part in The Network. A band that so totally isn't Green Day and Devo in masks.
(27) *Drool*
(28) He did. Git!!
(29) Jack was a boy in our science class with an abnormally large head. He had a habit of sneaking up behind you and then saying "Hello!" All weird pervy like. He was and still it REALLY SCARY. His hair is also crazy.
(30) Don't pay any attention to this bit, it creates a massive plot hole.
(31) Only people with freakish genitalia may enter the GD hot tub. Tre has one ball, Billie is really really small and Mike has no penis at all!
(32) Muffin Top is another persona of Nick, our physics teacher. He came over to us and told us that they don't call it a beer belly anymore, they call it a muffin top. So we decided that it sounded like the name of a kids TV presenter.
(33) This was actually what Nick was wearing that day.
(34) This chapter was obviously written on Kimmy's birthday! Yay! Happy birthday chapter for Kim!
(35) The paper we were writing on was from a Green Day pad, it had little heart grenades in the corner.
(36) Mandy was our chemistry teacher for year 10. She was mean and always grumpy.
(37) The rumour is that Tre lost his testicle in a unicycle accident.
(38) I had a carton of milk at lunch (shut up, milk rocks), and we had some barcardi breezers (rebels) and my milk and the barcardi breezers ended up getting mixed together and it was actually quite nice!
(39) Barry Scott from the Cillit Bang adverts! You should know that!
(40) I don't know. Obviously another random thing we heard Nick talking about.
(41) Brian Molko from Placebo.
(42) This was the day when I had 'Going Underground' by The Jam in my head and I couldn't stop singing it.
(43) Nick made us do something about heads and tails, but we didn't have a coin so we just used the side of the paper that was written on as heads and then wrote tails on the other side. That's why halfway through there's suddenly "TAILS" written in big letters.
(44) Nick loved to spend his lessons making us jealous by telling us about all the great bands he'd seen.
(45) I can't remember where it came from but we decided that Aki, the drummer for The Rasmus, absolutely loved badgers and he was a farmer that had a badger... Oh yeah.
(46)
(47) Nicola and I missed the bus and had to watch morning kids TV, with these weird people doing weird exercises about bugs and being fit.
(48) Rik Mayall kicks ass.
(49) Like I said earlier, forget that other thing about Jack's head exploding ever happened.
(50) Jack had this thing about always pretending he was in on our private jokes, when he really wasn't.
(51) Just for nostalgia.
(52) See! We did learn something in physics after all!
(53) Robyn was never a big fan of Rik.
(54) We just thought it'd be funny if they sang this.
THE END. The second installment of Dun Dun Duunnn is being currently in progress. So far it has the complete devastation of all shit music, Phill Jupitus, a kidnapping on a mass scale, Bad News, Tenacious D and an exploding Satan. Ladies and Gentlemen, it will take a while but eventually there will be a CHRONICLES OF FREE PERIODS; DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNN!