It's my birthday in two days!
Skipping all the boring stuff of school... Yesterday me and Jamie went to see Bloodhound Gang. We got a lift straight after school from Jamie's dad and listened to 'Hooray For Boobies' all the way there.
There was a girl queueing outside when we drove by, so I made Jamie go and queue with me, then there was a scary guy who took my chips and was all weird and I didn't like him! Then after making friends with the girls who were queuing, we noticed Evil Jared (the bass player from Bloodhound Gang) walk by us. T'was cool!
Blah, blah blah missing out loads of the queue because it was boring.
We finally got into the venue, and me and Jamie got to the front of course, and the people we were queuing with did as well. Then I realised I needed to go to the toilet, but I couldn't move becuase i'd lose my spot at the front!!!
The first band on were Lucky Nine, they were whiny and emo. The crowd were quite mean to them, people shouted 'emo' loudly. I shouted 'cheer up' to the lead singer, he looked sad. Maybe because the crowd were yelling things at him and his band. I didn't like them much, they didn't take my mind off the fact that I really needed to pee.
Then this song came on and I don't know what it was, but it's catchy, and a random guy came on stage and sang along with the tune of it. Later (like, 5 minutes later) we discovered he was the lead singer of Electric Eel Shock. The drummer walked on stage and his trousers fell down, but luckily (for us) he had a sock covering his fragileness. They were insane.
In between one of their songs, the lead singer pointed at someone and said "You are a bastard!" then he pointed at someone else and said "YOU are a bastard!" then we all started shouting "You're a bastard!" And he pointed at me and Jamie and was all "You bastard!" and we were like "No! You bastard!" Then he was like "Ah yes! I AM BASTARD!" and they went into a song I presume was called Bastard.
It went like this: "Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard...etc."
Then it went like this:
Lead singer: Do you like punk rock?!
Us: YEAH!
Lead singer: NO! You like heavy metal!
Us: Yeah!
Lead singer: I love heavy metal!
Then he played the song that was on earlier, and I still don't know what it was, but it was still very catchy.
Then they went off and Bloodhound Gang eventually came on. The first thing I thought when I saw Evil Jared was 'Wow, Nicky was right' because earlier in the day me and my friend Nicky had had a conversation about how weird Evil Jared looks 'cause his arms are all long. Then Jimmy Pop came on, and I thought 'Wow, he is fat.'
They were really cool and halfway through one of their songs we suddenly released they were playing Franz Ferdinand! They did loads of random covers like Linkin Park, Jay-Z, Kanye West etc. It was rather funny!
Someone through a blow up toy on stage, so Jimmy Pop tried to set fire to it, but then he found he couldn't, so he burst it and through it at one of the other band members. This was when I realised, that they're all horrible to each other.
Jimmy Pop and Evil Jared kept hitting each other, and then they started spitting on each other. Then Evil Jared got the stagehand to bring out a funnel and a huge bottle of jagermeister (sp?) then he downed it in about 10 seconds. .. 10 minutes later he threw up all over Jimmy Pop. Hahahaha.
Then someone from the audience spat on Evil Jared, so he was like 'come on then' and everyone spat on him, it was gross, because we were on the front row and we got the backlash of it. Ew.
The songs they did were cool though, they did: The Bad Touch, The roof is on fire, 3.14, the song from the blaupunkt advert, mope and some other songs.
Then they went off and came back on with drums attached to their heads. "This is called a dumb solo" said Jimmy Pop all wittingly. Then they played an awesome version of 'You're pretty when i'm drunk' which I tried to record but my phone died. Boo.
All in all it was a good night!
And kinda gross.
Jamie got a drumstick and two plectrums that said 'Evil Jared hates everyone'
Woohoo!!!!